Washington Park + Xtracycle = Rain
Author: Jason Crane
Date: 4 August, 2008
Category: Albany, Jason Crane, Road Stories, Xtracycles / Cargo Bikes
The last three times I’ve been on my Xtracycle in Washington Park, it has rained on otherwise sunny days. The most recent time was today, when it rained only while I was in the park.
After careful scientific observation, and with an appropriately American amount of avarice, I have come up with the following proposal:
People Of Albany!
For $5 per day, I will pledge NOT to ride my Xtracycle through Washington Park, thereby ensuring nice weather.
Please note, this does not mean $5 per person per day, merely $5 per day. At that rate, given Albany’s population of 90,000 people, you’ll only have to contribute once every 18,000 years. Seems fair to me. Look for a PayPal button soon.
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